New Delhi: Exams often bring a lot of pressure for students, whether they’re in school or university. While some spend hours preparing, others choose more unconventional approaches. Recently, a BA student’s hilariously bizarre attempt at answering a history question went viral on X.
The post, shared on X by @gharkekalesh, features the exam paper of Ashish “Goldie” Kumar from Sangam University. The exam is of the subject “Ancient Hindi.” One question asked him to write 300 words about the Battle of Jhelum, where Alexander the Great (Sikander) fought King Porus. Instead of facts, Kumar opted for creativity.
Viral answer sheet
Viral answer sheet | Image: X
He filled his answer with sound effects like “Tabadak, Tabadak, Tabadak” to represent the horses’ hooves and “Sayein-Sayein” for the arrows flying from Porus’ bow. To top it off, he ended with a Bollywood-style twist, quoting the lyric, “Vo Sikander hi doston kehlata hai, haari baazi ko jeetna jise aata hai! (Friends, Sikander is the one who knows how to win even a losing bet!)”
The examiner, clearly unimpressed, covered the answer in red ink and wrote “Fisaddi” (Loser) at the bottom.
Netizens react
The viral post, captioned “Teacher ke Fisaddi remark ne student ke life mein kiya kalesh” (The teacher’s ‘Fisaddi’ remark caused trouble in the student’s life), quickly gained over 139k views, leaving many amused by Kumar’s imaginative yet misguided attempt.
One user said, “‘Chale jaise hawayein sanan sanan’ wala song ho gya.” Another wrote, “Bracket mein dusra naam bhi likna zarrori hai kya.” A third user added, “B A walo ka itna bura haal.” Yet another commented, “Sab jaante hain yeh fake copy hai.”
