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Don’t let that Diwali cheer die down! These post-Diwali jokes will make you laugh

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Last updated: 1 November, 2024 3:39 PM
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Don’t let that Diwali cheer die down! These post-Diwali jokes will make you laugh

New Delhi: Diwali 2024 was celebrated across the world on October 31, 2024. Known as the Festival of Lights, this auspicious occasion marks the triumph of light over darkness and good over evil, as families come together to honor the divine. Preparations begin well in advance, with homes being cleaned and decorated with colourful rangoli designs and sparkling diyas.

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Even though Diwali is over, it does not mean that the Diwali cheer has to die down. We have curated a list of post-Diwali jokes that will make you laugh the hardest.

Post-Diwali jokes

  • Why did the Diwali lights break up?
    Because they couldn’t find a spark anymore!
  • What did one cracker say to the other after Diwali?
    “We really went out with a bang this year!”
  • Why did the pumpkin get invited to every Diwali party?
    Because it always brings a “gourd” time!
  • What do you call a Diwali celebration that goes wrong?
    A “crack-er” disaster!
  • Why did the math book look sad after Diwali?
    Because it had too many problems and not enough “solutions”!
  • How do you keep track of all your Diwali expenses?
    With a “light” budget!
  • What do you call a Diwali party that runs too late?
    A “night-light” celebration!
  • Why was the broom late to the Diwali cleanup?
    Because it swept up too many plans!
  • What did the sweets say to each other during Diwali?
    “We make quite the sweet team!”
  • Why did the cat refuse to celebrate Diwali?
    Because it was afraid of the “purr-fect” firecrackers!

Diwali 2024

Diwali is a very vibrant and bright festival. People indulge in the spirit of giving by exchanging sweets and gifts, while the aroma of traditional dishes fills the air. The festival is also a time for spiritual reflection, as prayers are offered to Goddess Lakshmi for prosperity and well-being. As fireworks lit up the night sky and laughter echoed through the streets, Diwali 2024 undoubtedly created cherished memories, fostering a sense of unity and joy among communities.

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